The rats are leaving the ship. Ellen Degeneres fled the coop to go live in England, in response to the Trump presidential victory, or so she says. Some say it has something to do with Diddy. Same is being said about JLo, Diddy's former girlfriend.
Unfortunately for the formerly beloved Degeneres, but now an annoying, angry gay liberal Degeneres, her castle in the Cotswolds, has been flooded, and is now underwater after the River Thames overran its banks after a rainy storm.
It's never nice to say, "It couldn't happen to a nicer person," is it? But sometimes it feels good when instant karma really is instant.
Hang tough.