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Don't Worry. Be Happy

December 2nd, 2015 6:15 pm

"I heard that Obama didn't want to bomb the (ISIS) oil fields because of the environment. Maybe he wanted to do an environmental impact statement before he bombed them." Donald Trump, Mark Simone Show, December 1, 2015

 

December 2, 2015

 

By: Linda Case Gibbons

 

          If you've been fretting about Islamic terrorists coming to kill you, don't.

          I have it on good authority that ISIS isn't as much of a threat as you would think. According to our president, if you're going to get taken out, it will be by the climate.

          Yes, the climate.

          I know. It surprised me, too.

          After all, Islamic terrorists are emerging from sleeper cells in America, working and waiting for the perfect moment to commit jihad, and the blood of innocents has been horribly shed in Paris by terrorists, and yet, it is only our president who is unable and unwilling to put a face and a name on America's enemies.

          And that can keep you up at night.

          In World War I, America went to war against Germany -- and sauerkraut -- banning the hot dog topper because it was German.

          That might sound crazy, but it's actually a good thing to know who your enemy is.

          Our president doesn't.

          And that's not to say he doesn't worry. He does.

          Not about the security of our country, and not about you and me.

          He worries about Americans being mean to real Muslims, because he figures those bad Muslims have "perverted Islam" and that's not what Islam is really about. And ISIS isn't really Muslim...

          So if you have been wondering why the president doesn't say the words "Islamic terrorists," or why he doesn't allow the FBI and the CIA to use those words in their training manuals, that's why.

          And you can see there's no reason to be afraid, can't you?

          Once again, I have it on good authority, from the people who brought you the fabled "Story of Benghazi," who gave you Obamacare and its famous web site;

          From the government who flung open our borders and allowed thousands of undocumented children to relocate Lord-knows-where in our country;

          And from the president who stowed Syrian "refugees" somewhere in New Jersey and Louisiana, with no notice to those states or approval from Congress, the word is "We've got your back!"

          The president says climate change is a bigger and better threat than ISIS. We have to believe him. Why else would he jet off to Paris for a climate change meeting, scant days after Parisians were slaughtered by ISIS? That wouldn't make sense.

          It was because he had to go, because he wants to save the planet for our children, stomp out all that nasty carbon dioxide and show ISIS and terrorists of every stripe that we mean business!

          And what better way to do it?

          So off they flew, Barack Hussein O, with 150 world leaders and an estimated 50,000 attendees.

          They came from here, there and everywhere, and in the process, burned 575 million pounds of carbon dioxide, giving the Climate Change committee something to sink its teeth into.

          In his long, long speech at the conference, Obama made sure that the "world" liked him, by accusing and confessing that the United States was to blame for much of the world's pollution, and making sure the "world" knew he wasn't one of "us."

          Then he pledged $3 billion of your money...and posed for a class photo...

          Now there are some who might say, "Hey! Why didn't you have a big, big conference call instead, guys?" Or, "Did you consider 'Go to Meeting,' instead of "Go by Jet?'"

          But the people who would ask these questions are the same people who do not believe climate change is real, and that ISIS is. It could get sticky.

          These people are "Climate Change Deniers," the ones environmental activist Robert Kennedy, Jr. despises, telling one and all he wishes there were laws so he could jail them for their contrary views.

          The group includes politicians, coal companies, scientists and anyone who disagrees with them. It would probably include John Coleman, co-founder of the Weather Channel.

          Coleman wrote an open letter attacking the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, flatly stating, "I have studied this topic seriously for years. It has become a political and environmental agenda item, but the science is not valid."

          So as the world watched Barack Hussein O strut and fret his hour upon the stage, don't you think ISIS was shaking in its boots at this "powerful rebuke to terrorists" by the president?

         Can't you see ISIS, head scarves pulled down to reveal their faces, eating popcorn and watching the strange performance of this "Infidel," busy chasing the wind and waves while they plan their next attack?

         Do you think these terrorists were impressed?

         But then again, who isn't impressed with our president and his response to terrorism?

         Hold the line, America.
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