"Every one of the world’s dictatorships can and does claim to be acting in the name of the people.” Harold H. Greene, Federal Judge for the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia
By: Linda Case Gibbons
We are all super interested about the comings and goings of our president, so I think you’ll be excited that I have come across a little known fact that I’m going to share with you.
He’s written another book! And I’m sure it’s going to be a blockbuster. It’s called "If It’s Not Broke, Fix It.” I think inspiration for the title came from his administration’s approach to our Immigration Policy, declaring it to be broken when it’s really just a matter of government non-enforcement of existing laws, but I can’t confirm that.
I would characterize the book as a "walk down memory lane.” It provides highlights of the actions Obama has taken and the policies he has implemented during his presidency, from soup to nuts.
Unlike his other books, the ones not written by Bill Ayers, this one has co-authors: Russian President Vladimir Putin and California Gov. Jerry Brown, just to name a few.
The book itself covers a wide range of subjects, one of which is "Fiscal Responsibility.” He wrote that chapter while on his recent trip to Africa.
The others are just as fascinating and bring back so many, many memories. Here are some chapter headings to give you a rough idea of this "must read.”
Chapter 1: "Tuition Loan Rates Sky Rocket: Why I Didn’t Know Anything About That… Although I Said I Would Help You Guys in My Speech at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill”
Chapter 2: "Benghazi, Associated Press, Internal Revenue Service: Why I Didn’t Know Anything about Them”
Chapter 3: "Why Cake Sales?” An approach to funding Obamacare”
Chapter 4: "Borrowing from China to Send Money to Egypt; Why It’s the Thing to Do”
Chapter 5: "Borrowing from China to Give $7 Billion for Electricity to Africa; Why It’s the Thing to Do for Them, But No Electricity for You.”
Chapter 6: "Praise for Africa’s Youth Promoting Voter ID Laws, with Comments by Eric Holder, including: "Why I Sued the States for Promoting Their Voter ID Laws”
Chapter 7: "Which Fork to Use When Having the Muslim Brotherhood to the White House”
Chapter 8: "Making Communication With Congress Work: Why I Called Boehner from Africa Instead of Talking to Him in Washington.”
Chapter 9: "Neutralizing Your Political Opponents: Why I Called Marco Rubio to Congratulate Him About His Immigration Vote from Africa; and Why I’m Hanging Out With Chris Christie So Much So I Can Hang Him Out to Dry in 2016”
Chapter 10: "If I Had a Son, He’d Look Like Trayvon,” Musings on Racial Relations and Government Involvement, With Insider Tips and Selected Examples from the Department of Justice and Rev. Al Sharpton”
Chapter 11: "Don’t Get Caught! The Fine Points of Spying, Advice to President Obama from Former KGB Lieutenant Colonel Vladimir Putin”
Chapter 12: "The Insider Threat Program or Spying On Your Co-Workers in the Federal Government: Whether It’s Conservatives or The Guy in the Next Cubicle, It’s All Good”
Chapter 13: "Why I Didn’t Enforce California’s Ban on Gay Marriage as Stated in Proposition 8 and Passed by the Voters, by Jerry Brown”
Chapter 14: "Why I Didn’t Enforce the Defense of Marriage Act (Traditional Marriage), by Barack Obama and Eric Holder”
Chapter 15: "Why I Didn’t Enforce Border Security,” by Barack Obama”
Chapter 16: "Yes, You Can! How I Passed the Dream Act, Waived Welfare Work Requirements, Made Recess Appointments When the Senate Wasn’t in Recess, and Delayed Obamacare’s Employer Mandate Until 2015 Without Reference to Whether I Could in the Constitution, and many more”
Chapter 17: "Politically Correct Language for Dummies: When a Coup is Not a Coup; When Terrorism is Workplace Violence, and many more”
Chapter 18: "Greek Yogurt, the Morning-After Pill and Free Pre-School for All American Toddlers”
Chapter 19: "Kenyan Architectural Design: My House and Why Americans Will Love It, by George Obama; Dreams That My Father Had and Me, Too: Anti-Colonialism and Fair Share 100 Percent Taxation on the Rich, by Barack Obama, Sr.”
Chapter 20: "My Evolving Position on Homosexuality and Why I Didn’t Say Anything Until After the Election, with Comments and Criticisms by Kenyan Deputy President William Ruto: Quote: ‘I’m committed to the Nuclear Family as taught by the Scriptures, Obama, but thanks anyway"
Chapter 21: "Fiscal Responsibility" You know how much he knows about that.
So to those critics out there who wondered where the president was for eleven hours during the attack on the consulate at Benghazi, you see? I bet he was probably writing this book and he probably didn’t say a thing about Benghazi because he wanted the book to be a surprise.
I bet.
As far as his being away in Africa while Congress -- Democrats and RINO’s alike -- lined up prospective voters from Mexico, or while college students were graduating, sheepskin in hand and heading off to the local car wash for the available jobs, don’t be harsh.
Your president is just acting in the name of the people.
Hold the line, America.