August 4, 2021

Just when you think you have it made! Joe invited you to come to the U.S., and you didn't get killed on the way. That's good. And you managed to snag a little kid to accompany you so you wouldn't be turned away.

But, wouldn't you know it. As soon as you stepped foot on U.S. soil, you learned Joe is going to vaccinate you.

Don't feel bad. You're not the only one who has been taken for a ride. Americans are paying through the nose in all kinds of ways because of President Joe, but you, well, you are kinda' screwed.

Joe just announced that illegal immigrants will be given the Johnson and Johnson vaccine.

Isn't that the one that made people drop like flies? With "rare" blood clots?

Good luck to you, and welcome to the United States of Joe.

Hang tough.